Each month I review the progress of my yearly goals and report on that progress as a means of holding myself accountable.
Here are the results for September.
1. Don’t die.
2. Lose 20 pounds.
I lost 2 pounds in September.
I’ve lost 8 pounds in total.
3. Eat at least three servings of fruits and/or vegetables per day, six days a week.
Done! Admittedly it was still mostly fruit (lots of apples) and French fries, but I did it!
4. Do at least 100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, and 3 one-minute planks for five days a week.
Done. Planks are getting surprisingly easy except for the elbow and shoulder pain. I’ve started physical therapy, and I may need to stop push-ups for a while.
5. Do burpees three days a week.
I did 3-4 burpees per day, 3 times each week in September. My shoulder really, really hurts, and now my elbow hurts, too. I blamed it on the burpees, but apparently it’s my golf lessons.
I started physical therapy yesterday. My therapist told me to stop the burpees.
I love her so much.
6. Complete my seventh novel before the end of 2019.
Writing has finally commenced.I won’t finish before the end of the year, but I’ll pretend that I might.
7. Write/complete at least five new picture books, including one with a female, non-white protagonist.
I’m currently working on three different children’s books. I like one very much.
8. Write a memoir.
9. Write a new screenplay.
No progress, but I have a good idea. Maybe two, now.
10. Write a musical.
11. Submit at least five Op-Ed pieces to The New York Times for consideration.
I submitted a piece to the NY Times Modern Love column in April. I received word last month that it was not accepted.
One down. Four to go.
12. Submit one or more short stories to at least three publishing outlets.
13. Select three behaviors that I am opposed to and adopt them for one week, then write about my experiences on the blog.
I spent July strategically smiling in hopes that the biofeedback that a smile sends to the brain would alter my mood positively. I’ll be writing about the results this month.
I’m in need of two more behaviors to adopt.
14. Increase my storytelling newsletter subscriber base to 3,000.
39 new subscribers in September for a total of 884 new subscribers in 2019. My list now stands at 2,994 subscribers. Just 6 subscribers away from the goal!
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15. Write at least six letters to my father.
No letters written in September. Two written so far this year.
16. Write 100 letters in 2019.
No letters written in September. A few surprise projects have taken away much of my time.
24 letters overall. Still have a lot of writing to do before the end of the year.
17. Convert Greetings Little One into a book.
A kind, generous, and amazing human being has begun work on this project. Entering the final stages, too.
I am so excited.
18. Produce a total of 10 Speak Up storytelling events.
DONE! One show produced in September. A total of 11 shows produced so far in 2019.
19. Begin selling Speak Up merchandise at our events and/or online.
Done! We began selling tee shirts and totes at our live podcast recording, and we’ll be selling again at our upcoming shows.
Next step is to make it available online. Suggestions?
20. Pitch myself to at least 5 upcoming TEDx events with the hopes of being accepted by one.
Done! I’ve pitched myself to five TEDx conferences and was nominated for a sixth.
All have now passed on my pitches. No one wants me.
I’ll just keep pitching.
21. Attend at least 15 Moth events with the intention of telling a story.
DONE! Elysha and I attended one Moth Mainstage in New Haven in September.
This brings my total to 18 events so far.
22. Win at least three Moth StorySLAMs.
DONE! So far in 2019, I’ve won two slams in NYC, one slam in Seattle, and three slams in Boston.
43 victories in all.
23. Win a Moth GrandSLAM.
I finished in second place by a tenth of a point in a Moth GrandSLAM in Boston in January.
I finished in fourth place in a Moth GrandSLAM in Boston in March, but I think I might’ve told my best story ever.
I competed but did not win the NYC Moth GrandSLAM in June. Silent scoring (I’m not a fan) prevents me from knowing how I placed.
I may be competing in one more Moth GrandSLAM in NYC this year depending on the timing of the GrandSLAM and the number of storytellers in the queue ahead of me.
24. Produce at least 40 episodes of our new podcast Speak Up Storytelling.
Three new episodes released in September (along with a rerun).
A total of 32 episodes so far in 2019.
Listen to our latest here or subscribe wherever you get your podcasts.
25. Perform stand up at least four times in 2019.
No stand up performed in September.
Three down. Three to go.
26. Develop and teach a Storytelling Master Class, in which participants have an opportunity to tell at least two stories over the course of the day or tell a story and then retell it based on feedback.
Done in June! It went surprisingly well, and I’ve been receiving requests to do another.
27. Pitch at least three stories to This American Life.
28. Pitch myself to Marc Maron’s WTF podcast at least three times.
I wrote to Marc early in January, asking for him to consider me as a guest.
I wrote again in August.
No response yet.
I’ve also officially requested that my publicist assist me in this endeavor.
If you know Marc Maron, or know someone who knows Marc or know someone who knows Marc’s producer or booker, please let me know. I know that Marc and I would have an amazing conversation, and it’s currently my biggest dream to get on his show.
29. Host a fundraiser for RIP Medical Debt, which would allow us to relieve the medical debt of struggling Americans for pennies on the dollar.
30. Complete my Eagle Scout project.
31. Print, hang, and/or display at least 25 prints, photos, or portraits in our home.
We received our estimate from the painters. Depending on other expenses, we will likely be painting several rooms this fall, at which point things can be hung on the walls.
32. Renovate our first floor bathroom.
Work will commence THIS MONTH. And not a moment too soon. The tile floor is falling apart.
33. Organize our second floor bathroom.
Nearly complete. I did it. Huzzah.
34. Cook at least 12 good meals (averaging one per month) in 2019.
I made one meal for the family in September.
Six down. Six to go.
35. Plan a reunion of the Heavy Metal Playhouse.
I have a tentative date set. Attempting to confirm attendees now.
36. Ride my bike with my kids at least 25 times in 2019.
I rode my bike with the kids 4 times in September for a total of 10 times in all.
37. I will not comment, positively or negatively, about physical appearance of any person save my wife and children, in 2019 in an effort to reduce the focus on physical appearance in our culture overall.
I did not comment on physical appearance in September.
I also explained my policy to my new batch of students, and once again, they loved the policy and supported it fully. Adults often this this policy is crazy. Children always love it.
38. Surprise Elysha at least six times in 2019.
DONE! Six surprises so far with two more still in the works, including one BIG ONE!
39. Replace the 12 ancient, energy-inefficient windows in our home with new windows that will keep the cold out and actually open in the warmer months.
I’ve got a window guy now in the event we manage to cobble together the fund for this much needed project.
40. Clean the basement.
Almost done! I filled a dumpster and need another, but the remaining stuff to throw away is in an area, organized and ready to go. Some final organizational issues need to be addressed, but it is so much better. So close to being done.
41. Set a new personal best in golf.
I started taking lessons this summer, and I’ve committed myself to constant practice. The results are really beginning to show.
Last weekend, I bogied six of nine holes. This did not result in an excellent score, or even a score close to my all time best, but it represents increasing consistency.
I also have a new putter, so it’s been a process of getting my putting back to where it once was, and my short game is a disaster with my new swing, bit that is improving, too.
Sadly, my lessons and new swing have sent me to physical therapy. A new swing causes muscles and joints to stretch and strain in new ways, which has resulted in a lot of pain.
But pain is nothing when the ball is hit well.
42. Play poker at least six times in 2019.
Three games played in September. Four games played in 2019.
Two to go.
43. Spend at least six days with my best friend of more than 25 years.
Two days spent together so far. I’ve attempted a couple other days but schedules didn’t line up. Still trying like hell. I miss the guy.
44. Post my progress in terms of these resolutions on this blog on the first day of every month.