New Year’s Resolutions

Each month I review the progress of my yearly goals and report on that progress as a means of holding myself accountable. Here are the results for October. __________________________________ PERSONAL HEALTH 1. Don’t die. Two cars drove by me at dangerously high speeds last night while trick-or-treating, but I managed to avoid getting squished. 2.…

Each month I review the progress of my yearly goals and report on that progress as a means of holding myself accountable. Here are the results for September. __________________________________ PERSONAL HEALTH 1. Don’t die. Super alive. 2. Lose 20 pounds. I lost 2 pounds in September. I’ve lost 8 pounds in total. 3. Eat at…

Each month I review the progress of my yearly goals and report on that progress as a means of holding myself accountable. Here are the results for August. __________________________________ PERSONAL HEALTH 1. Don’t die. Dodged several bees. Still alive. 2. Lose 20 pounds. I lost 0 pounds in August because I suck. I’ve lost 6…

Last night I received an email from myself. Two years ago, I apparently wrote a list entitled “What’s Next? Brand New Challenging Life Goals.” Then I attached this to an email that was set to land in my inbox last night with the instructions from my past self to review and update. I have no…

Each month I review the progress of my yearly goals and report on that progress as a means of holding myself accountable. Here are the results for July. __________________________________ PERSONAL HEALTH 1. Don’t die. Unless an asteroid destroys the planet, I’m not going anywhere. 2. Lose 20 pounds. I gained two points in July because…

Each month I review the progress of my yearly goals and report on that progress as a means of holding myself accountable. Here are the results for June. Since we have reached the halfway point in the year, I also like to take a step back and assess the likelihood of me completing each goal.…

Each month I review the progress of my yearly goals and report on that progress as a means of holding myself accountable. Here are the results for April. __________________________________ PERSONAL HEALTH 1. Don’t die. Still standing. 2. Lose 20 pounds. I didn’t lose any pounds in April. I didn’t gain any pounds in April. I’ve…

Each month I review the progress of my yearly goals and report on that progress as a means of holding myself accountable. Here are the results for March. __________________________________ PERSONAL HEALTH 1. Don’t die. I didn’t even come close to dying in March, which I can’t say for every month of my life. 2. Lose…

Each month I review the progress of my yearly goals and report on that progress as a means of holding myself accountable. Here are the results for February. __________________________________ PERSONAL HEALTH 1. Don’t die. Still kicking. 2. Lose 20 pounds. I lost three pounds in February for a total of three pounds in 2019. I’m…

Each month I review the progress of my yearly goals and report on that progress as a means of holding myself accountable. Here are the results for January. __________________________________ PERSONAL HEALTH 1. Don’t die. Completely alive. Unless, of course, this is all just a computer simulation, which is entirely possible. But if that’s the case,…