Archive for November 2014
Apples are possibly the least relevant part of apple picking
Sometimes I think that the sole purpose of our annual apple picking adventure is the apple picking photographs that we bring home.
Read MoreMy 1992-1994 culture gap: Two years without television, movies, or music
If you haven’t heard, Twin Peaks is returning to television. For me, it will be my first chance to watch the show. Though I was alive and well when the show first aired, I didn’t watch it because it fell between the years of 1992-1994. My lost years. My cultural blind spot. I’ve had many…
Read MoreI was once a bank teller, waiting on Mark Wahlberg, writing sonnets, and battling my idiot manager.
Among the many jobs that I have had over the course of my life, I was once a teller at a bank for South Shore Bank in Randolph, Massachusetts, working in the drive-up window whenever possible. Mark Wahlberg actually banked with us back when he was known as Marky Mark and couldn’t keep his pants…
Read MoreThe stuff of my wife’s childhood is alive and well in the hands of our children, and I’m so jealous.
I tease my wife’s parents for their inability to throw anything away. Their basement is filled with artifacts from decades long since gone. And while it’s true that they are a little obsessive when it comes to saving things, I’m also envious of the results. My children love to go to their grandparents’ house and…
Read MoreA Christmas Story, brought to life through animatronics and a lot of love
On a recent trip to Indiana, I spent some time in Hammond, the hometown of Jean Shepherd, the writer and narrator of A Christmas Story. The person most responsible for planning my trip is a big fan of the movie. Perhaps the biggest fan ever. This woman likes the movie a lot. She took me…
Read MoreOne more thing to be thankful for on this Thanksgiving Day
Canned, jellied cranberry sauce will not go the way of the dodo (or the Twinkie) if I have anything to say about it.
For the lovers of canned, jellied cranberry sauce, here’s some terrifying news: It would appear that this Thanksgiving Day staple is on the decline. When I went to the grocery store yesterday to pick up several cans of the stuff, I found it relegated to a two foot section of bottom shelf space in the…
Read More18 reasons for me to be thankful on Thanksgiving 2014
1. My children, who are my greatest blessing in life. I find joy in everything that they do. Many people warned me about how difficult parenting would be. They were wrong. 2. My wife, the ideal mother, and the best wife. I married the pretty, smart girl, and I still can’t quite believe it. 3.…
Read MoreCooler than his father ever was or will be
Part of me thinks, “That’s my boy. You go, kid.” The other part of me thinks, “What a jerk. Who the hell does he think he is?”
Read MoreThe MRI boutique: My next great business idea. Who wants to be my first investor?
New business idea: A shop where you can get an MRI scan at any time. I’ve written before about the frequency in which people seem to go to the doctor for a small problem, only to discover a life threatening problem in the nick of time. One of the classic examples: A spectator is…
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