Rule: If you have to say that you're the smartest person in the room, you're not the smartest person in the room. Not by a long shot. Corollary: Let others sing…

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I think we should hire people for any and all jobs using the following procedure: 1. Interview the last three people who served the candidate in a restaurant. Ask how…

In 1989, I moved out of my childhood home and into a townhouse in Crystal Village in Attleboro, Massachusetts, with my friends Bengi and Tom. We called our home The…

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After Tuesday's election, we saw some remarkable firsts in American history. The list is truly extraordinary. Keisha Lance Bottoms (Georgia): First Black woman elected governor of any U.S. state. Also…

I'm at the golf range, warming up before a round. As I hit each ball, I assess my swing, which I've been working on for a while. I'm saying things…

I'm standing in line at TSA at San Francisco Airport when I receive an alert on my phone. The smoke detector is going off in my home. A moment later,…

I wore a suit last month for a formal affair. No tie, of course. I don't strap decorative nooses around my neck anymore, but I did wear dress pants, a…

In 1989, I moved out of my childhood home and into a townhouse in Crystal Village in Attleboro, Massachusetts, with my friends Bengi and Tom. We called our home The…