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The consistently late are the scum of the Earth. Here’s a simple strategy to avoid being late in the future.

By Matthew Dicks | March 22, 2015 |

I’m a timely person. I’m timely because I think it’s rude to be late. Even worse, I think it’s despicable for a person to be consistently late. The consistently late are a selfish pack of uncivilized heathens who should be pay higher taxes and be forbidden from ever celebrating Thanksgiving. Consistently late is also a…

50 Healthiest Foods of All Time: A large percentage are a mystery to me.

By Matthew Dicks | March 8, 2015 |

TIME lists the “50 Healthiest Foods of All Time.” I have never eaten 14 of them. I don’t actually know what nine of them are, but then again, do you know what kamut or farro or kefir are? The bad news is that I don’t like 31 of the foods on the list (presuming…

I suspect that working women are more mentally tough than Barbara Walters believes

By Matthew Dicks | May 30, 2012 |

Barbara Walters had this to say about the recent TIME magazine cover: “This is such a guilt trip for working women.” Is it naïve of me to suggest that Barbara recall the words of the great Eleanor Roosevelt: “No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.”