Posts Tagged ‘unfair assumption’
Unfair assumption #24: Your knowledge of the Supreme Court says a lot about you.
If you can name all nine Supreme Court justices, I consider you well informed and worthy of attention. I will listen and consider all that you say. For every justice you cannot name, I will think slightly less of your knowledge base, and therefore your opinions carry proportionally less weight with me. If you forget…
Read MoreUnfair assumption #20: The use of absolutes in combination with the personal pronoun is an intelligence and personality indicator.
People who speak in absolutes in combination with the personal pronoun are probably idiots and likely narcissists.
Read MoreUnfair assumption #19: The desire for a specific postage stamp is a clear indication of the need for a life.
People who request specific stamps from post office tellers for reasons other than wedding invitations and the like (and even that is a little ridiculous) have far too much time on their hands and need to immediately begin volunteering in a homeless shelter. Honestly, I don’t know how postal tellers don’t mock these people and…
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