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There’s no such thing as bunny vomit

By Matthew Dicks | December 8, 2013 |

I’ve just learned that rabbits can’t vomit. I haven’t vomited since a ride on the Music Express at Rocky Point Amusement Park in 1983. Maybe I’m a rabbit. Or maybe rabbits are me. Whoa.

Little girl illogic

By Matthew Dicks | March 23, 2013 |

Me: That’s a cute bunny! Clara: It’s not a bunny. It’s a rabbit! Me: Isn’t a bunny and a rabbit the same thing? Clara: Dad! No! Stop joking! Me: (suitably chastened) Okay, okay. Clara: (holding the stuffed animal to my face) This is a rabbit. Do you know what her name is? Me: No. What?…