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Stupid super dads suck

Three of my friends built tree houses for their children. One (and maybe two) are minor death traps, but still. These men designed and built things with wood and nails. I can’t tell you how impossible that sounds to me. My daughter wants a tree house. Knowing that I have twice asked a friend to…

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Did you know that Daddy doesn’t sleep. My daughter has proof.

My daughter woke up at 5:45 this morning. Sirens from nearby fire engines and police cars woke her up. After checking in on her mother and finding her asleep and fairly nonresponsive, she came downstairs. “Dad, I just can’t sleep.” “I know,” I said. “But it’s okay. It’s morning. You’re allowed to be awake. It’s…

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