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Protip: If you’re using The Bible to justify your opposition to gay marriage, please don’t forget to declare your disobedient, stubborn, and/or rebellious son a “drunkard and a glutton” and have him stoned to death for his behavior. Deuteronomy 21:18-21
Read MoreSerious question: Why isn’t religious hypocrisy used more often against the opponents to same sex marriage?
For the last couple months, I’ve been writing the occasional post – titled #Biblebuffet – indicating the hypocrisy of people who oppose same sex marriage for religious reasons. If you use The Bible to oppose same sex marriage, don’t forget to execute adulterers, people who work on Sundays, and any woman engaging in premarital sex.…
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Protip: If you’re using The Bible to justify your opposition to same sex marriage, don’t forget to stone to death any woman engaging in premarital sex. And not just your garden-variety stoning, either. You must gather all the people of the town at the doorstep of the woman’s father and kill her there. God is…
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Protip: If you’re using The Bible to justify your opposition to gay marriage, don’t forget to treat all adulterers EXACTLY the same way. God makes it abundantly clear that both are equally bad. And if you’re really being literal about your Biblical reading, please remember that you must execute anyone who has cheated on his…
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