Skin care gone awry

One of the greatest sources of amusement for me is the amount of product, money and time that women spend on skin care.

In an effort to maintain clear skin, I know women who spend hundreds of dollars a year on skin care products, yet I do not have a single male friend with a noticeable skin problem, and I have yet to find a single male friend who is using any product save soap and water in order to keep his skin looking good.

Someone please explain.