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A blog by Matthew Dicks

Dead people’s jerseys

By Matthew Dicks | August 29, 2010

A couple years ago, my friend’s daughter, Katie, played on a softball team that was sponsored by Bailey Funeral Home. I think this is fabulous. Kids running the bases while advertising a funeral home on…

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“Be an unbeatable person and avenge my death.”

By Matthew Dicks | August 28, 2010

I write a daily blog to my daughter entitled GreetingsLittleOne.com. I’ve written every day since we learned that my wife was pregnant and have not missed a day. Sometimes the post is merely a collection…

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Give kids a reason to write

By Matthew Dicks | August 28, 2010

I was on an escalator in the MOMA, and I heard a mother ask her son, “What was your favorite exhibit?” The boy hemmed and hawed and ultimately failed to answer the question. I wanted…

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CAPS LOCK

By Matthew Dicks | August 27, 2010

What is the point of the goddamn Caps Lock button? And why must it be as almost as large as the Shift key. And why did the morons who designed this keyboard put the damn…

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No place like home

By Matthew Dicks | August 27, 2010

As summer vacation draws to a close and my school year begins, I can’t help but think that I am returning home after a summer abroad. After a dozen years of teaching, my school has…

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Skookum!

By Matthew Dicks | August 26, 2010

Elysha rarely calls me by name. Like most couples, we have developed a series of pet names and nicknames for one another. Skookum, a word that means the best (and ironically also means monster) is…

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Did they use straws to empty the pools?

By Matthew Dicks | August 26, 2010

Did you know that skateboard parks began with southern California skateboarders in the 1970’s known as Z-Boys, who would trespass into neighbor’s backyards, empty the pool and use it as a half pipe and concrete…

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Is it time for product placement in fiction?

By Matthew Dicks | August 26, 2010

A month after my first novel, SOMETHING MISSING, hit the store shelves, I began receiving the occasional but persistent email from readers asking and oftentimes accusing me of having made product placement deals during the writing…

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Knock! Knock!

By Matthew Dicks | August 25, 2010

For the third time this week, I have found myself in a single-person public restroom, door locked, conducting my business, when someone attempts to open the door, discovers it locked, and then knocks. Who are…

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The backhanded compliment bio

By Matthew Dicks | August 25, 2010

Last night’s appearance at Posman Books in Chelsea Market went well, and the turnout was terrific. Anytime a bookseller must drag out more chairs and offer stools to a standing-room audience, you feel good. And…

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