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Anything but a banana

By Matthew Dicks | September 7, 2014 |

My two year-old son was wearing monkey pajamas. My wife asked, “What do monkey’s eat?” “Apples,” he said confidently. “No…” “Blueberries?” No,” Elysha said. “I’ll give you a hint. It’s yellow.” “Yellow Babybel cheese?” “No,” Elysha said. Charlie paused a moment. Really thought. Then answered. “Red Babybel cheese?”

Unfair assumption #11: People who tell you that a tomato is actually a fruit are actually some of the most pedantic and annoying people on the planet.

By Matthew Dicks | June 13, 2013 |

People who tell you that a tomato is actually a fruit and a banana is actually a berry are actually some of the most boring, pedantic and annoying people on the planet. You can read my previous ten unfair assumptions here.