Resolution update: November 2020
At the end of each month, I report on the progress of my New Year's resolutions (or lack thereof). Here are the result through the end of November. PERSONAL FITNESS…
Are these guys as terrible as they look? And was I just as terrible at their age?
Charlie and I played golf yesterday on a small, local course. The group in front of us consisted of three young men. If I had to guess, they were probably…
Ghosted
A friend was recently ghosted by a man who she'd been dating for a few weeks. No phone call. No text message. Just silence. She told me that she's worried…
Snowflake Samuel Alito is right. He is a bigot.
Supreme Court Justice Samuel Alito recently complained that “you can’t say that marriage is a union between one man and one woman. Now it’s considered bigotry.” Correct, you bigoted snowflake.…
Still kneeling. Still winning.
In case you missed it, the quarterbacks of the Lions and the Texans (among others) both knelt during the singing of the national anthem yesterday. Twitter exploded both in both…
Thankful for possibility
On this Thanksgiving, I'm thankful for possibility. I'm not sure why this has always been my instinct, but I'm always looking around the next corner. Relentlessly exploring uncharted territory. Constantly…
When I was a child, I had a pet raccoon
I saw a raccoon sitting in the road on Sunday morning. Probably not the healthiest raccoon in the world given that it was broad daylight and it appeared unconcerned…
Waiting 14 hours for a cheeseburger
California fast food chain In-N-Out Burger opened its first two Colorado locations over the weekend in Aurora and Colorado Springs. Lines in Aurora reportedly reached two miles long according to…
Forcing himself on us
Is anyone really surprised that Donald Trump is trying to force himself on us even after we said no? Is anyone surprised that during this weekend's G-20 summit, Trump spent…
Tasmania is real because my book found its way there.
I heard from a teacher in Tasmania this week. Her students insisted that she send me a message about Memoirs of an Imaginary Friend. She says that she reads the…
