Snowballs in September
On Sunday, I told Clara and Charlie that I would take them to a magical place. Then I did. We drove up Alumni Road in our hometown of Newington, parked…
On Sunday, I told Clara and Charlie that I would take them to a magical place. Then I did. We drove up Alumni Road in our hometown of Newington, parked…
I have a friend who shall remain nameless for reasons you will see in a moment. I introduced my friend to golf seven years ago after securing permission from his…
I was walking up the fairway yesterday with my friend, Dan, when he turned to me and said, "So I didn't know people call you Matty?" It's true. Not everyone,…
Over the past week: A friend texted me about his opinions of Cormac McCarthy's "The Road" (not good) A friend sent me a poem that he had written, then he…
My new favorite animal: Termites Why? They never sleep. While almost all animals sleep, termites do not. In fact, not only are they able to avoid the stupidity of sleep,…
When I was growing up, channel 56 in Boston ran a contest between afternoon cartoons wherein one lucky viewer could play an on-the-air video game over the phone for cash…
Years ago a reader accused me of being materialistic after I wrote about my lack of a single favorite number, specifically criticizing me for saying that when it comes to my…
When I was about sixteen months old, my stomach was pumped after having swallowed an entire bottle of paregoric. Oddly enough, for years, I never bothered to inquire about what…
My daughter and our neighbor are launching a cheer camp. Elysha and I found a sign taped to the door last week. Brilliant. Right? Seeing "Social distancing will happen" and…
Ten years ago, our friends' daughter was born. A couple hours after the baby's delivery, Elysha and I sent the happy couple a bouquet of flowers. While on the phone…