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“I’m too old for pronouns.”

I was speaking to someone who told me that he was “too old” for the changes in the way we use pronouns to treat people respectfully. I felt bad for this person. Obviously, his brain has atrophied to the point that a shift in simple, everyday language was beyond his level of cognition. I also…

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Shortcomings and Flaws: 2022

More than a decade ago, a reader accused me of being materialistic after I wrote about my lack of a favorite number, specifically criticizing me for saying that when it comes to my salary, my favorite number is the largest number possible. After properly refuting his charges of materialism, I acknowledged that I had plenty…

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Happy Charlie

Sometimes I stare at these photos of Charlie, cracking up during a game of cards, and remind myself that I should constantly, relentlessly, incessantly be seeking this level of joy in my life whenever possible. Yesterday, I turned a plastic bag with a single bagel inside into a weapon and attacked Charlie, swinging it like…

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Make some enemies

Clara started reading a new book today. The first page contained an epigraph. She read it aloud: “You have enemies? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.” – Winston Churchill Then she turned to me and said, “Dad, that’s how you’ve lived your life!” “What do you mean?” I asked.…

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Incrementalism is real

I agree wholeheartedly with Truth Potato. A little bit of progress, made each day, amounts to something enormous over time. This is known as incrementalism. I wrote about it in my new book, Someday Is Today: 22 Simple, Actionable Ways to Propel Your Creative Life.  Incrementalism is a method of working by adding to a…

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Dominos Pizza vs. The Catholic Church

Back in 2009, Domino’s Pizza’s new president, Patrick Doyle, publicly announced in a commercial that his pizza sucked. He acknowledged that the Domino’s pizza of old simply was not very good — it didn’t use real cheese, its crust was terrible, its sauce was terrible, it tasted like cardboard, and it was an extremely horrible…

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Housework Hero

According to the Bureau of Labor Statistics, on average women spend 47 more minutes on housework than men do every day, which accumulates to about five and a half hours a week. The gender gap in housework exists in nearly every configuration of heterosexual households: Women do more housework when both partners work. Women do more housework…

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To be known is good.

My former student from 24 years ago – who later became my children’s first babysitter and whose wedding I officiated a few years ago – sent this image to me, saying: “Hey, I’m not sure why, but this made me think of you. I bet you two would be good friends.” She’s right. I adore…

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Wordle Bot is my master

If you’re someone who is still doing Wordle – and why wouldn’t you be? – you may also be aware of Wordle Bot, also operated by the New York Times. Wordle Bot analyzes your performance on Wordle daily and assigns you a score based on your performance that day. It turns out that Wordle Bot…

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How the kids think of Elysha and me

My kids have informed me that I am the soft parent and Elysha is the hard one. I’m so upset about this. Also excited. And so upset. And so excited. I honestly don’t know what to think.

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