The Gist: My Orange Thong and Lucky Star story
Last week I performed as part of Slate's The Gist first live show at The Bell House in Brooklyn. I told a story about a time when I made a…
Last week I performed as part of Slate's The Gist first live show at The Bell House in Brooklyn. I told a story about a time when I made a…
It appears that knowledge of your spouse is a highly effective indicator of satisfaction in your relationships. “Knowledge of one’s partner and life skills are much better predictors of average…
PERSONAL HEALTH1. Don’t die.I played football with a few guys the other day and survived, though my shoulder is still killing me. 2. Lose 20 pounds.Still down 12 pounds. No change…
If your last name is Smith and you name your son John - and John is not a family name of any significance - then I have to assume that…
I admire the hell out of the Amish.Not for their rejection of modern day technology. That’s insane. When humankind deflects the next planet-killing asteroid from striking the Earth, the Amish…
My friend is expecting her first baby next month. She asked me for my thoughts on parenting. Here is my truth.When Elysha was pregnant, people warned us about how difficult parenting…
Back on October 10, 2013, my friend, Heather Clow, listed her proposed rider if she were ever to become a performer. I thought this was an amusing idea, so on…
In case you didn't know what an owl hunter looked like, here are two are in the flesh. Note the uniform: Pajamas. Straw hat or beach pail worn as helmets. Rain boots.Each…
On Yom Kippur, my six year-old daughter attended services at the local synagogue. As part of the service, the rabbi gathered the children and told them the story of Jonah…
If you've read my latest novel, The Perfect Comeback of Caroline Jacobs, you'll know that the book opens on a memorable scene in a PTO meeting. What you might not…