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There are two kinds of cat owners in this world:

  1. The owner who gently nudges his cats aside so that he can assume his rightful position in the bed in pursuit of a good night’s sleep.
  2. The owner who finds his cats occupying his spot in the bed then proceeds to contort his body into a less than comfortable position around the cats lest he disturb their peaceful equanimity.

I’m a reasonable, rational, intelligent human being. Therefore I am, of course, the latter.

This morning’s cramp in my hamstring is evidence of this.