Save the planet. Sit your ass down.
My good friend, Charles, has often argued about the dangers of over-populating on the planet. He believes in a two child per couple limit, reasoning that human beings should only…
Meanest comments of the year
Occasionally, while on book tour, I find myself saying mean things to audience members. I know. Probably not a good idea, but sometimes I can’t help it. My two meanest…
House tours
I promise to never, ever force a house tour upon any of you. If you would like to see my house, I’d be more than happy to show you around.…
Is there a reason to cater to adults?
My daughter has started watching Sesame Street in the morning while my wife is taking a shower and getting ready for work. As a result, we’ve been catching a few…
Read that book at your own risk
I was speaking to a good and wise friend about religion and faith. Unknown to me, she was under the impression that I had been raised outside any formal or…
Hiding from me
Over the past month, three different people have told me that they had kept a secret from me, fearing that if I discovered their secret, I would have made fun…
I learned so much more than a foreign language
I took four years of French in high school with Lester Maroney, a good teacher who was also a little crazy. Lester would hand out detentions as if they were…
Pets. Part 1.
Earlier in the summer, I posted about all the jobs that I’ve had in my life. It turned out to be a popular post, and I loved the fact that…
Strangest question this year
Strangest question asked of me while on book tour this year: How have your ex-girlfriends played a role in the writing of your fiction? When I asked the woman if something…
Disoriented but on time
Why is it that my body can wake me up every morning around 4:45 without an alarm but I have to look at my phone in order to determine what…
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