Time bomb
The medication that my wife is taking warns that it can cause diarrhea “weeks to months” after taking it. So when she’s suffering from diarrhea in March of 2012, should…
Whoopi Goldberg apparently just learned yesterday that the N-word is considered offensive to some people. She’s also apparently an idiot.
This exchange on The View is stupid in many ways, but I found Whoopi Goldberg’s opening comment especially moronic. In discussing Republican Presidential candidate Herman Cain’s recent use of the…
The moral high ground
From The Daily Beast: President Obama bashed the Republican presidential candidates for not speaking out against the booing of a gay soldier during a recent televised debate. Obama said he…
A near-perfect assemblage of words to describe the fabulousness of roller derby
When I was a kid, I watched roller derby matches on television. In the Boston market, the television stations would air this sport at odd times opposite things like candle…
Naked donut run or embarrassing tattoo on your bottom?
Which is worse? A man forced to run around the parking lot naked in front of his coworkers with a donut affixed to a uniquely suited appendage… …or a man…
Bittersweet
While I was away at for three days at a YMCA camp with my students, my father-in-law took some photographs of my little girl and sent them to me. I…
Resolution update: September 2011
1. Lose 23 pounds, bringing me down to my high school track and field weight. I am still down exactly 21 pounds as of this morning. Three days spent at…
Elmo
I would’ve never given this film or its trailer a moment of my time prior to the birth of my daughter. After witnessing the insanity of the Tickle Me Elmo…
Before getting married, ask yourself this:
It’s a picturesque Friday afternoon in mid-September. I am supposed to play golf with friends immediately after work and then join my wife and daughter for dinner at a restaurant…
Marcel Proust’s childhood sucked
"There are perhaps no days of our childhood we lived so fully as those we spent with a favourite book.” - Marcel Proust As a lover of books and an…
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