The restaurant made me remove my hat, which angered me beyond measure. But it also reminded me of how perfect my wife is. Also, I have already plotted my revenge.
My daughter is a lot like me. She possesses a distinct and often divergent point of view, and she cares little for what others may think of it. When everyone…
Just imagine how much better books will be when he can actually read them.
The University of London’s Institute of Education Children has released a study showing that reading for pleasure can “significantly” improve a child’s school performance. As a teacher, I can tell…
Real friends are mean as hell.
I missed the Patriots home opener against the Jets on Thursday night because of a poorly timed Open House at my school. It was the first home opener that I’ve…
Frightening fathers everywhere
As the father of a four year-old daughter, this scares the hell out of me.
I saved my life for the sake of my children.
I can’t remember who sent this to me, but I couldn’t agree more. I weighed 255 pounds when my wife got pregnant with our daughter in 2008. After finding out…
I applied AGAIN to BeautifulPeople.com, a social network for only the most beautiful of people. Here are the results of the voting.
As promised, I attempted to gain access to BeautifulPeople.com over the Labor Day weekend, hoping that the members of the social network feel slightly more charitable than the last time…
This photograph is a freakin’ horror show
Mental Floss ‘s 11 Fashions the Kids Were Wearing Back in 1993 is full of amusing and nostalgic images of fashion from 20 years ago, but one imagine in particular…
Moth Radio Hour appearance!
Exciting news! One of the stories that I told onstage for The Moth’s GrandSLAM championship last year has been chosen for The Moth Radio Hour this week. It will be…
Monty Python and the Holy Grail: Twenty-first century style
On Friday night I will be telling a story at the Mark Twain House for The Mouth, a Hartford-based storytelling series. The story will include a mention of Monty Python…
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