Researchers from Rice University and the University of Nebraska—Lincoln analyzed data collected from more than 5,000 couples in order to find out how similar political beliefs were among spouses, and…
Some nights I wonder if I would’ve been better off never having gone to bed. The course of events from last night is as follows: Boy wakes up at midnight…
My wife sent me these photos in an email entitled Epic Bath Time Mohawk. I couldn’t help but think that Elysha would find my son’s mohawk much less appealing in…
If you lie, conceal or refuse to divulge your age, I assume that you’re probably about ten years older than you look and probably lack self esteem. Also, could we…
Dinosaur-on-human erotica or a Ryan Gosling coloring book? Both are real. Which is scarier?
My four year-old daughter to my one year-old son: "You have such a cute face! I can't even stand it!" I'm not sure if I’ve ever said anything that nice…
Whenever you find yourself in an argument, be on the alert for the rhetorical question. People love to use these questions as argumentative counterpoints, and they can quickly derail the…
My daughter’s name is Clara Susan. Her first name comes from the protagonist in The Van Gogh Café by Cynthia Rylant. My wife loves that book, and it’s where she…
Slate’s Troy Patterson recently answered a question about the best method of stopping a drunk friend from driving as part of his Gentleman Scholar series. His advice strikes me as…
This is hilarious, but it shouldn’t exist. It’s a goddamn tragedy that the argument in favor of vaccines is even necessary.