Best of 2013
The first fifteen minutes of Clara’s birthday were the best fifteen minutes of my year thus far. Could someone please invent a way to stop the aging process immediately?
Imaginary friends make cheap dates
Yesterday I proposed that imaginary friends are becoming a thing. More evidence that this is the case.
Imaginary friends selling cars
I’ve tried to imagine what Budo, the imaginary friend protagonist of MEMOIRS OF AN IMAGINARY FRIEND (who happens to watch a lot of television) would think of this. I can’t.…
Clara’s infamous Christmas Day poop
We spent Christmas day at our friends house and had a lot of fun. Clara opened a few gifts that were waiting for her under their tree, Charlie got passed…
Guys as friends
When I hear a woman say that she doesn’t get along with other women and prefers guys as friends, I think, “THAT IMPRESSES NO ONE, YOU TRAITOROUS, INAUTHENTIC, CLICHÉ JERK…
They can’t win. At least when the critics are stupid.
Coca-Cola has rolled out a series of anti-obesity ads that highlights some of the measures that the company has taken already to curb obesity, including making calorie counts more visible…
I wonder if his children’s book is nearly as impenetrable as his adult fiction.
I’d purchase a copy to find out for myself, but it is sadly out of print. Amazon is offering it for as low as $98.97, but I don’t need to…
Christmas morning. Unwrapped presents still under the tree. Discussion on the nature of 13.
I wrote about this back when it happened, but here is the video of the actual moment. In the midst of opening Christmas presents, Clara stopped and asked to practice…
There is always a reason for an imaginary friend
Someone invented Manti Te’o’s imaginary girlfriend. Whether he was the victim of an elaborate hoax or the perpetrator of the scheme, the fact remains: Te’o professed to loving a woman…
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