Soap bubble joy
The problem with adulthood is that the joy you once derived from something as simple as a soap bubble becomes harder and harder to find, and if you don’t commit…
A potato chip bag and a palace: Two sides of the same coin.
The fact that someone can actually do this astounds me. The fact that someone can envision something like this in their mind and then create it with their hands seems…
The Today Show has cornered the market on young, white, blond, female kidnapping victims. You should stop watching.
The Today Show did a segment yesterday entitled Hannah’s Story. As soon as I heard the promo for the segment at the opening of the show, I knew that the…
Is your marriage destined for success? Rate you and your spouse using these indicators.
Researchers from Rice University and the University of Nebraska—Lincoln analyzed data collected from more than 5,000 couples in order to find out how similar political beliefs were among spouses, and…
Overnight adventures, except they weren’t adventures at all and they sucked.
Some nights I wonder if I would’ve been better off never having gone to bed. The course of events from last night is as follows: Boy wakes up at midnight…
The right time and place for a mohawk
My wife sent me these photos in an email entitled Epic Bath Time Mohawk. I couldn’t help but think that Elysha would find my son’s mohawk much less appealing in…
Unfair assumption #17: If you lie, conceal or refuse to divulge your age, I will automatically assume the worst.
If you lie, conceal or refuse to divulge your age, I assume that you’re probably about ten years older than you look and probably lack self esteem. Also, could we…
Which book is more frightening?
Dinosaur-on-human erotica or a Ryan Gosling coloring book? Both are real. Which is scarier?
Serious sibling adoration
My four year-old daughter to my one year-old son: "You have such a cute face! I can't even stand it!" I'm not sure if I’ve ever said anything that nice…
Verbal sparring 101: Answer the rhetorical question
Whenever you find yourself in an argument, be on the alert for the rhetorical question. People love to use these questions as argumentative counterpoints, and they can quickly derail the…
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