A possibly faceitious question about his penis
I took my three-year-old son into a porta-potty. He had to go, and we were desperate. "Don't touch anything," I warned him as I lifted him onto the seat. He…
I took my three-year-old son into a porta-potty. He had to go, and we were desperate. "Don't touch anything," I warned him as I lifted him onto the seat. He…
A reader once accused me of being materialistic after I wrote about my lack of a favorite number, specifically criticizing me for saying that when it comes to my salary,…
With the entire beach - sand and water and toys - available to them, my children are naturally drawn to the thrill of a pile of dirt.
I met a person in Brazil named Judy. If you ever travel to São Paulo and need a fascinating person to guide you, Judy is the person to hire. She…
Brazil was only the second country outside the United States that I visited, so some of my observations may apply to many other places, and probably do. But in terms…
Can we all agree that "Hate is a strong word" is a statement that never needs to be said ever, ever again? First, it's not exactly a new concept. In…
A while ago, I was interviewed by Jeff Rutherford for his Reading & Writing podcast. It's a 30-minute conversation about my writing process, productivity, and more.
I have worked as a DJ at more than 400 weddings over the past 19 years, including: A groom's first and second wedding (different women each time) My ex-girlfriend's wedding…
My most recent appearance on Slate's The Gist features my secret for finding great stories in your life, and even if you're not a storyteller, for changing your life for…
I'm not sure who is funnier here: The guy lip-syncing the songs or the annoyed woman sitting beside him. Either way, this video brought great joy to my heart.