Matty. At least to some.
I was walking up the fairway yesterday with my friend, Dan, when he turned to me and said, "So I didn't know people call you Matty?" It's true. Not everyone,…
I was walking up the fairway yesterday with my friend, Dan, when he turned to me and said, "So I didn't know people call you Matty?" It's true. Not everyone,…
Over the past week: A friend texted me about his opinions of Cormac McCarthy's "The Road" (not good) A friend sent me a poem that he had written, then he…
My new favorite animal: Termites Why? They never sleep. While almost all animals sleep, termites do not. In fact, not only are they able to avoid the stupidity of sleep,…
When I was growing up, channel 56 in Boston ran a contest between afternoon cartoons wherein one lucky viewer could play an on-the-air video game over the phone for cash…
Years ago a reader accused me of being materialistic after I wrote about my lack of a single favorite number, specifically criticizing me for saying that when it comes to my…
When I was about sixteen months old, my stomach was pumped after having swallowed an entire bottle of paregoric. Oddly enough, for years, I never bothered to inquire about what…
My daughter and our neighbor are launching a cheer camp. Elysha and I found a sign taped to the door last week. Brilliant. Right? Seeing "Social distancing will happen" and…
Ten years ago, our friends' daughter was born. A couple hours after the baby's delivery, Elysha and I sent the happy couple a bouquet of flowers. While on the phone…
Have you seen Paul Rudd's new campaign video to promote the wearing of masks amongst millennials? New York's Governor Cuomo asked Rudd to create something to promote mask wearing, and…
Charlie and I decided to play Sequence, a complex card game involving strategy and patterns. As we were setting the game up, Charlie found himself holding the two of hearts.…