Better than golf
My friend asked me to play golf after school this week. Though nothing sounded better, I had schedule a parent-teacher conference for that same afternoon, so I had to pass.…
Don’t worry, Tig. I learned most things after high school
Listening to comedian Tig Notaro on a recent podcast, she expressed insecurity over failing to complete high school. She worries that there are large gaps in her knowledge base because…
Not excited about this.
My son is somehow becoming cooler and better dressed than me. I'm not sure how I feel about this.
McDonald’s mystery solved.
Here's how McDonald's did it: Even though I eat an Egg McMuffin almost every day, and even though I managed McDonald's restaurants for more than a decade, I did not…
Shorts. Shakespeare. Pee all over the seat.
After more than two decades in the classroom, I can say with confidence that this particular school year has been more challenging than most. There are lots of little things…
My image is being used to market a wedding venue.
My friend, Dan, texted me yesterday morning. "Did you marry someone at Flamig Farm?" The text was accompanied by a photo of me, officiating a wedding at the local farm.…
Take the best walk
I'm going to play golf with friends this weekend. Golf is a great game for so many reasons, but here's a huge one: It allows me to spend quality time…
I will miss my friends in Schitt’s Creek
Sometimes a television show comes along that transcends all other shows by bringing the characters of that show to life and making you feel like you're not watching TV as…
Unwarranted ATM excitement
I spotted this sign in the entrance of Thornes Marketplace in Northampton, MA. Weird. Right? If it were 1982, perhaps there was reason to be excited, but in 2020? Slow…
NFL 2020 is a strange thing
A decade or two from now, I'll show this screenshot to an NFL fan and wait for the quizzical look. Then the questions will come. "Why was the Broncos -…
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