Not excited about this.
My son is somehow becoming cooler and better dressed than me. I'm not sure how I feel about this.
McDonald’s mystery solved.
Here's how McDonald's did it: Even though I eat an Egg McMuffin almost every day, and even though I managed McDonald's restaurants for more than a decade, I did not…
Shorts. Shakespeare. Pee all over the seat.
After more than two decades in the classroom, I can say with confidence that this particular school year has been more challenging than most. There are lots of little things…
My image is being used to market a wedding venue.
My friend, Dan, texted me yesterday morning. "Did you marry someone at Flamig Farm?" The text was accompanied by a photo of me, officiating a wedding at the local farm.…
Take the best walk
I'm going to play golf with friends this weekend. Golf is a great game for so many reasons, but here's a huge one: It allows me to spend quality time…
I will miss my friends in Schitt’s Creek
Sometimes a television show comes along that transcends all other shows by bringing the characters of that show to life and making you feel like you're not watching TV as…
Unwarranted ATM excitement
I spotted this sign in the entrance of Thornes Marketplace in Northampton, MA. Weird. Right? If it were 1982, perhaps there was reason to be excited, but in 2020? Slow…
NFL 2020 is a strange thing
A decade or two from now, I'll show this screenshot to an NFL fan and wait for the quizzical look. Then the questions will come. "Why was the Broncos -…
I don’t like referring to JK Rowling as transphobic.
If you watched Saturday Night Live this weekend, you heard Pete Davidson criticize JK Rowling for a slew of what Davidson and cast mate Colin Jost referred to as "transphobic"…
Heavy lifting before sunrise
I don't have COVID-19. At least as far as I know. The disease is asymptomatic, so the virus could be raging through my body without me even being aware, which…
