A writer’s worst enemy
The plan was to spend the afternoon in the library, toiling away at the manuscript. But as I was packing the laptop, this was happening, which means that progress on…
The only thing I want for Christmas is a tiny scrap of paper
Yesterday, a friend and I were scheduled to drive a U-Haul to my in-laws’ home in the Berkshires to pick up some furniture for my living room. An hour before…
I have a lot of jobs. I have a lot of jobs that I still want. And I have a lot of occupations that I wish to pursue. Here is my 2014 list.
I wear many hats. I do many things. I collect many occupations. At the moment, my list of jobs for which I am paid include: teacher tutor author wedding DJ…
My 3 completely biased, overly judgmental and fully valid rules of selfies
Try to avoid saying the word selfie aloud. You will always sound at least a little dumb when doing so. Even writing the word makes you sound a little stupid.…
Unfair assumption #18: Not every girl-kissing-girl moment is equal
People who prefer Katie Perry’s “I Kiss a Girl” to Jill Solble’s “I Kissed a Girl” have clearly lost their minds.
Contender for best golf shot of the year
The thing about this unbelievable golf shot is that my friends would call me an idiot for ever attempting such a shot. But here is a professional golfer, making it…
Bigots are better than naked priests
Methodist minister Frank Schaefer was defrocked on Thursday for violating church law by presiding at his son’s same-sex wedding. Obviously the Methodist Church sucks for doing this. But in addition…
Future scientist? Or future member of Metallica?
There are two possibilities here: 1. He is studying the gravitational and centrifugal forces that cause the plate to wobble and fall similar to the way a scientist might study…
I would love to play the role of Gandalf the Grey and stop trains. Just not at this moment.
I see this kind of hilarious brilliance (make sure you watch until the very end), and I think three things: I wish I had thought of that first. With my…
