“Dads, I have a New Year’s resolution for you.
- Shut the hell up, Kara. I do plenty of that stuff in my home. I do almost all of the laundry. Everything involving the trash and recycling. I wash most of the dishes. Empty the dishwasher every day. Sweep and mop the floors. Make breakfast everyday and dinner about half of the time. Feed the cats. Shovel the snow. Read to Charlie before bed.
You can go to hell, Kara. I do plenty. How dare you suggest otherwise.
- I must be killing it. It sounds like most husbands suck. Thanks, Kara, for pointing out how awesome I am. I hope Elysha reads about how sucky all these husbands are and realizes how lucky she is.
But she probably knows already. Probably brags about me constantly. Swoons when talking about me to her friends. Maybe even strangers.