Not quite The Four Seasons
Just in case you missed it:
Trump’s attorneys, led by Rudy Giuliani, scheduled a press conference yesterday at the Four Seasons to discuss their legal strategy.
Except instead of calling the Four Seasons Hotel, someone on the Trump team accidentally called Four Seasons Total Landscaping, which is located next door to a sex shop and across the street from a crematorium in Philadelphia.
Best of all, whoever answered answered the phone at Four Seasons Total Landscaping had the presence of mind to quote the campaign a rental fee rather than correcting the Trump staffer making the call.
Trump then tweeted that the press conference would take place at the “Four Seasons, Philadelphia.” He later deleted that tweet and said that the news conference was going to be held at the Four Seasons Total Landscaping.
Rather than admitting the mistake, he leaned into the stupidity.
So that is where his attorneys met and where the press conference was held while Trump was busy playing golf:
In the parking lot of Four Seasons Total Landscaping.
It was a fitting end to an incompetent administration that has tragically mismanaged the COVID-19 pandemic and lost the the parents of 545 orphaned migrants who they separated from their families at the border.
Stupid people should not be in charge of important things.
Or apparently things as simple as booking a venue for a press conference.
