McRib sauce is a premium product

Last week, McDonald’s sold 500 half-gallon containers of its McRib barbecue sauce online for $19.99.

The sauce — with a label dressed up like a Christmas sweater — sold out in less than one minute.

Silly me.

I clicked on the website about 19 minutes after the sauce went on sale, planning to purchase at least one gallon.

Apparently, I was not alone.

McRib sauce can now be purchased on eBay and similar auction sites for as much as $160—eight times its retail price.

Happily, the profits from this sale were sent to Ronald McDonald Children’s Charities.

As a consolation prize, I had a McRib for lunch yesterday. No pickles, of course, because pickles are disgusting. I also recommend adding cheese to the sandwich, but either way, it’s yummy.

Even better, my friend, Shep, texted me yesterday:

Shep: “Just had my first McRib.”

Me: And?

Shep: Delicious.

Shep has always been a brilliant man.