Behold!
And look carefully, lest you miss it…
The Sock Shrub — a rare, unappreciated indoor plant only found in the homes of boys incapable of keeping socks on their feet or tossing them into the hamper.
Instead, you find them in the couch cushions, on their bedroom floor, under the dining room table, and abandoned inside the entryway.
And sometimes, when the forces of the universe align just right, you can find them hanging in a household plant.
Always solo, of course,
Never a pair shall be.