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Father’s Day gifts I won’t actually use

Of CNN’s “60 practical Father’s Day gifts that your dad will actually use,” I would use exactly four, and I already own three:

  1. Battery organizer storage case
  2. Electronic cable organizer
  3. Martini golf tees

The one I would actually use and don’t own:

Zero gravity lounge chair

The other 56 items—tools, cooking implements, camping gear, personal grooming devices, and at least a dozen items related to the brewing and consumption of coffee and alcohol—do not appeal to me.

When you declare a list to be “60 practical Father’s Day gifts that your dad will actually use,” and I only want about 6% of the items, it makes me wonder what’s wrong with me.

Happy Father’s Day everyone.