The Chicago Cubs suck
The Chicago Cubs have sued a nearby restaurant, Wrigley View Rooftop, which sells rooftop stand access with an excellent view of the field where the Cubs play. The Cubs allege…
The Chicago Cubs have sued a nearby restaurant, Wrigley View Rooftop, which sells rooftop stand access with an excellent view of the field where the Cubs play. The Cubs allege…
I was recently asked in a podcast interview: "If you could travel back in time to when you were 18 years old and speak three words to your former self,…
Singer, songwriter, and all-around remarkable musician Charlie Puth, while speaking on the podcast Smartless, said this: "Any artist that says that they're not reading reviews or scouring the internet for…
Deep thought: Since human beings gave the brain its name, that means the brain named itself. Right?
I'm uncommonly sad today. Stephen Colbert, who has been a fixture in my life for more than a decade, is no longer entertaining me as I prepare my children's breakfast…
I was recently asked in an interview how I managed to attend college, given the struggles I faced after high school. I explained that my path was unusual but not…
There are two kinds of people in the world: People who are willing to share their toothbrushes. People unwilling to share their toothbrushes. People willing to share are generally better…
"So you're a lefty?" Years ago, I stopped making smart-ass remarks to this inane question. Remarks like: “Only on the outside.” “That’s what Mr. Righty wants you to think.” "It…
Filmmaker Kevin Smith argues that every time you are speaking to a group of people of any size, you have an obligation to be entertaining. I could not agree more.…
I've been looking back at my blog from ten years ago, both to make sure posts are free of typos and because it's incredibly fun to have a specific, written,…