Possible murder scenario
In a dream last night, it occurred to me that strangulation would be an excellent means by which to murder me, since I do not bruise. No ligature or manual…
Teachers and novelists on Facebook
The West Hartford, Connecticut School district is considering a new policy that would allow administrators to discipline teachers if they post photographs on websites like Facebook that reflect poorly on…
In twenty-five years… again…
A very necessary addition to my well-received In twenty-five years… post: In twenty-five years… … people will wonder what hallucinogenic, mind-reducing drug was added to the water supply to cause…
Resolution update: June 2010
In an effort to achieve my yearly goals, I post my monthly progress here. Below are my sixteen New Year’s resolutions and my progress thus far. 1. Lose seventeen more…
Too many pins dropping in this world…
When I hear someone say that it was so quiet that they could hear a pin drop, I think cliché. When I read it online, I think very bad writing.…
A sickness perhaps, but not a hobby
I was recently speaking to a friend about hobbies, and she claimed that her hobby was shopping. When I expressed my doubts that shopping is a legitimate hobby, she attempted…
Human targets
For the past month of so, I’ve been working on improving my golf game by hitting whiffle balls in the front yard. The goal has been to hit the ball…
In twenty-five years…
… we will wonder why everyone in the world was obsessed with vampires. … we will fail to understand why people opted to eat raw fish when perfectly good cooked…
Nursery rhymes, my style
Amongst my thousands of other projects, I’ve been working on a book of inappropriate nursery rhymes, based upon this little ditty that I came up with a couple years ago.…
Melting ice or a bullet in the head?
There’s been much discussion over the potential loss of the polar bears as a result of the recent melting of polar ice. Many environmentalists have adopted the polar bear as…
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