Finally. A solution.
The People’s Bank ATM prompted me with this message today: Would you like your preferred language at this and all other People’s Bank ATMs to be set to English? What? …
Should boys and girls be allowed to compete against one another in high school wrestling? Of course. Not. Maybe. I don’t know.
I never wrestled (my school didn’t have a wrestling team), but for a year, I served as a practice dummy of sorts for members of the Brockton High School wrestling…
ESPN fail: A simple design decision gone awry
Last night’s NBA freshman-sophomore scrimmage was filled with playground-style dunks, fast break offense and sparse defense. Bounce pass alley-oops, off-the-glass jams and other plays you’d never see in a competitive…
Brilliant restroom redesign
I don’t have a problem with adjacent urinals in a men’s room, but even so, this would seem to make a lot of sense. Right?
The survivors are more menacing than the zombies
I spent the night battling zombies again in a zombie apocalypse nightmare. Nothing about these end-of-world dreams is fun, but the three most disturbing things aspects of these dreams have…
THIS COULD HAPPEN, TOM.
I believe that the degree to which you find this funny says a lot about you. I think it’s hilarious. I really, really, really want to pull this prank on…
Best headline ever
A reader forwarded me a story along with this message: It’s as if one of your characters leapt from the page and entered real life. I agree. In fact, I…
Oh yes.
“Be ashamed to die until you have won some victory for humanity.”- Horace Mann, address at Antioch College, 1859 It doesn't trump my favorite quote: “Don't say you don't have…
Final birthday present
Last night the cat puked twice: Once on the chair and once on the floor. I rose from my chair to begin the cleaning process when Elysha stopped me in…
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