Big head finally explained
Things finally make sense to me. A survey of 1,000 Iraqi teens reveals a surprising effect of living in a war torn country. It seems that when faced with an…
Things finally make sense to me. A survey of 1,000 Iraqi teens reveals a surprising effect of living in a war torn country. It seems that when faced with an…
Elysha and I decided to share a shake at dinner tonight. “Would you like one glass and two straws?” the waitress asked. “No,” Elysha said. “We don’t need to do…
I can’t stand the fashion industry. Even though I readily admit to watching Project Runway (for the creativity and problem-solving on display and not the fashion), the whole industry makes…
Does anyone else find this social dance bizarre and insulting? The concert seemingly comes to an end, the band steps off stage, yet the lights in the theater remain low.…
The OED announced it’s list of new words this week. Here are some of them, including a few thoughts of my own: chill pill- a notional pill taken to make…
Based on surveys collected by Christie Barnes, mother of four and author of The Paranoid Parents Guide, the top five worries of parents are, in order: Kidnapping School snipers Terrorists…
A week or so ago, I complained about the ridiculous size and placement of the Caps Lock key on the average keyboard. Then I found this. The answer to all…
In an effort to achieve my yearly goals, I post my monthly progress here. Below are my sixteen New Year’s resolutions and my progress thus far. 1. Lose seventeen more…
This is the photo on the Wikipedia page of Cleveland Browns defensive coordinator Rob Ryan, the brother of New York jets head coach Rex Ryan and former NFL coaching legend…
This morning I was in the McDonald’s drive-thru, waiting to purchase my Egg McMuffin and Diet Coke. When I arrived at the window, I was informed by the cashier that…