The damning and the damned
In almost every relationship, there is one person who is always ready to exit the house and one person who is not. In almost all relationships, these roles never change.…
I wished minor injury on my daughter. Am I a bad father?
I was in the playroom at the museum yesterday with my daughter. There’s a short slide in the room, no more than three feet long, made to look like it…
The single redeeming moment from a classically bad 1980’s sitcom
I’ve never heard of the 1980’s sitcom Day by Day, but from what I can tell, it was undeniably stupid (even though it was created by Andy Borowitz). But it…
Hillary Clinton is sexually suggestive?
You’ve seen the now-iconic photo of US officials being updated on the Bin Laden raid. Right? But have you seen this version of the photograph, published in Di Tzeitung, the…
June 25: Be there.
From one of my agent’s colleagues. I intend on participating. I hope you do as well. _______________________________ Hi everyone, I’ve gotten sick of reading the bookstore obituaries in the publishing…
No nightmares. Just swinish jurisprudence.
I’ve been having some uncommonly awful nightmares the last few nights, which have been good on one level because they force me out of bed around 3:30 or 4:00 in…
Cigarettes and corn dogs make me feel great
No matter how poorly I have eaten during the day, or how unhealthy I may be feeling, or how much weight I have put on during the previous week, I…
Bathroom sculpture
My daughter has begun to show interest in the bathroom. About a week ago, she interrupted dinner to announce that she wanted to use the potty, and so we placed…
Her very own sidekick! She must be stopped!
One of my daughter’s favorite songs is The Beatles’ “Her Majesty.” When it comes time for my wife to sing to her at night before bed, she asks for this…
But I’ll take this, too.
Yesterday I wrote about a possible Father’s Day gift for me. If it proves too hard to find, I’d be perfectly happy with this as well.
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