A lot of great news, but the vomit trumps it all
A few bits of great news: My fifth graders performed Shakespeare’s Henry V last night, using the original Old English, and did a masterful job. Two friends and colleagues turned…
Jon Stewart read my blog and stole my bit.
Damn that Jon Stewart. He said the same thing I did, except he was a lot funnier. Also, did you hear that Palin supporters are attempting to edit Paul Revere’s…
Please let these be real. Please let these be real.
The Internet is full of hoaxes, so I tend to be exceedingly distrustful when it comes to things like this. But these are just too good to be fake. I…
Sadly, no ducks or deer but lots of old people
I see Duck Crossing and Deer Crossing signs all the time, but rarely do I see any ducks or deer. It’s almost a tease. After all, who wouldn’t want to see…
An awkward moment involving a teenage girl, a Dixie cup, pee and me
I was at the pediatrician’s office with my wife and daughter. After waiting more than fifteen minutes for the doctor, I left the examination room to use the rest room.…
Three movies in three days
In the past week, I saw three movies. One with my wife and two with friends. Here are my thoughts, minus any spoilers: Bridesmaids: Extremely funny movie. My only issue…
Too cool for school
My daughter had a fever, so she stayed home from school last week. My wife sent me these photos from her day off. She looks terribly sick. Huh? I think…
Sarah Palin teaches 5 important life lessons
First, if you haven’t heard Sarah Palin’s account of Paul Revere’s ride and her subsequent defense of it, please watch. You be the judge. Five important life lessons to learn…
Mind is playing tricks on me. On purpose.
Earlier in the night, I had a dream about one of those toy guns that shoots a flag on a stick that says BANG! In my dream, someone had given…
Genius or insanity
This is real. Don’t ask me how you breathe. I still don’t know how. And I don’t nap, nor do I abide by naps, so this isn’t exactly a product…
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