Home for the day
I was home on Wednesday. Clara was sick (ear and sinus infection), and having already stayed home at least three times this year for Clara’s illnesses and doctor’s appointments, Elysha…
I have apparently married a rock star.
My wife’s birthday is today. In the past 48 hours, she has received: More than 100 posts to her Facebook wall wishing her a happy birthday A dozen or so…
Too much is worse than too little
A few admittedly questionable comments on sleep: Is it wrong for me to lose a little respect for my daughter every time she sleeps more than twelve hours in a…
More Oliver oddities
As an addendum to my earlier post on the Brady Bunch: Wikipedia reports that Cousin Oliver was added to The Brady Bunch’s cast in hopes that his “with Dutch Boy…
A bunch wasn’t enough?
Here’s my biggest complaint about The Brady Bunch: The show ran for five seasons. The writers had six kids, two parents, a housekeeper, a dog and a butcher to work…
Vampire bats and me
Vampire bats are believed to be the only species of bats in the world to adopt another young bat if something happens to the bat's mother. They share a strong…
Snob magazine
When I heard that Snob magazine was hitting newsstands in December, I was thrilled. What better way to tell a person that he or she is an unlikeable, unjustifiable elitist…
Post-holiday detritus
The Christmas tree is still up in our house. For a man who likes to tear that thing down the day after Christmas, this has been an epically long time…
Boddah and Budo
Kurt Cobain’s suicide letter was addressed to his imaginary friend, Boddah. Memoirs of an Imaginary Friend centers on an imaginary friend named Budo, whose name was borrowed from the actual imaginary…
She’s got rhythm but decidedly less pitch
I occasionally like to brag about my little girl here. I hope you don’t mind. It’s not the best rendition of Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, but it ain’t bad. And…
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