Fruit salad
My daughter learned how to make fruit salad in school last week. Not bad, huh? She’s only two-years old. Come to think of it, I don’t think I’ve ever made…
I can’t identify a Kardashian because I look away.
I told a friend that I ended 2011 still unable to pick a Kardashian out of a lineup. She didn’t believe me. In my younger days, I might have tried…
Gratitude journal: Inexplicable acceptance
Tonight I am grateful to my daughter for miraculously accepting a brand new babysitter with unabashed and inexplicable excitement. It has been months since Clara has had anyone but our…
A new way of speaking that my wife cannot object to. Right?
Early on in our relationship, I told Elysha that I wanted to begin speaking like the British. I wanted to begin using words like lift and boot and flat. I…
Mexican worry doll gave me something to seriously worry about
This is a Mexican worry doll. It was given to my wife following a recent dinner at a local Mexican restaurant. One is given to every customer following their meal.…
Not exactly normal behavior
I took my daughter to her friend’s birthday party last week. Clara is always a little slow to warm up, but if Elysha is not with us, her slow-to-warn-up nature…
Gratitude journal: The phone call
Tonight I am grateful for the phone call we received this afternoon informing us that the results of my wife’s recent amniocentesis were normal. We waited almost forty-eight hours for…
Non-starter
Elysha and I were watching Mad Men last night and saw Trudy wearing this unique piece of maternity lingerie. I immediately offered to purchase it for Elysha. I’d scour the…
Pajama Day takedown
Pajama Day is a reward used in many elementary schools. Fill the jelly bean jar, accumulate enough points or gather enough good behavior tickets and students are invited to wear…
Gratitude journal: Boo Boo Penguin
Tonight I am thankful for Boo Boo Penguin, the anthropomorphized ice pack that we offered Clara when she fell off my back while climbing Mount Daddy tonight and smacked her…
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