Future storyteller?
Maybe my daughter will turn out to be a writer after all. And perhaps an editor as well. Check out this moment of play with her little people. There’s storytelling…
A reward for a stolen umbrella transformed into a reward for the execution of a small boy. Better than an obit for a still-alive mother.
No surprise that Mark Twain managed to turn a simple notice about a stolen umbrella into an amusing reward for the capture and execution of a small boy. Also no…
Justin Bieber and a pile of books!
The wrapping paper was fabulous enough. Gaudy and fabulous. But the books made my daughter absolutely giddy. There’s this beautiful moment when she can barely contain her excitement. I’ve watched…
Business idea using a Google search and a willing celebrity
Am I late to the party of this particular piece of genius? Twitter feed: @OldManSearch The Twitter bio reads: My dad is 81 years old. I’m teaching him how to…
My daughter may be choosing her career path
Maybe she’ll be a lyricist on Broadway, since she speaks almost entirely in singsong at times. Or perhaps a builder. Of castles. Or maybe she’s planning on becoming a militaristic…
The Emperor might have been better off with Han Solo and Luke Skywalker foiling his plans
Star Wars fans, I have a question: What exactly was the Emperor's endgame? Let’s say that he managed to crush the rebel alliance and turn Luke to the dark side.…
Worst Hanukkah ever
It was a wonderful first night of Hanukkah for my wife. Her husband, who found out he had pneumonia just few hours earlier, was lying on the couch, hacking and…
One of my favorite words was added to the American Heritage Dictionary
Presenteeism: The act of attending work while sick. I've gone to work with pneumonia, because I am a hero. Also because I'm a huge stupid-headed moron.
Inexplicably real
This is real. I just can’t decide if it’s ingenious or disgusting. These Jersey Shore Christmas tree ornaments are also real. There’s no debating what I think of them.
Deadlines be damned!
My pregnant wife and my little girl can be quite distracting when I am trying to write.
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