An end to the ritual of the funeral processional, at least for me
Far be it for me to attempt to eliminate something as solemn and traditional as the funeral procession from the burial traditions of the deceased. I mean, if someone requested…
Punishing my daughter and punishing myself
After refusing to allow us to change her diaper and put her in her pajamas, my wife and I picked up our daughter, plopped her in her crib, said goodnight,…
Gratitude journal: Wife
Tonight I am grateful for my wife, who turned to me about an hour ago and asked if I was planning on going to the Super Bowl if the Patriots…
Sharing stinks
I’m working on a children’s picture book entitled SHARING STINKS. Want to know where I got my inspiration? Watch this:
Defying the odds, the most unlikely delivery ever, and burning Tebow in effigy
Highlights from the Patriots 45-10 victory over the Denver Broncos: My friend, Eddie, purchased a random ticket for the game while still in Norway and then flew into the US…
Gratitude journal: Engaged readers
Tonight I am thankful for the readers who genuinely look forward to the words that I write here. At a party on Friday night, a friend expressed her enjoyment for…
Fruit salad
My daughter learned how to make fruit salad in school last week. Not bad, huh? She’s only two-years old. Come to think of it, I don’t think I’ve ever made…
I can’t identify a Kardashian because I look away.
I told a friend that I ended 2011 still unable to pick a Kardashian out of a lineup. She didn’t believe me. In my younger days, I might have tried…
Gratitude journal: Inexplicable acceptance
Tonight I am grateful to my daughter for miraculously accepting a brand new babysitter with unabashed and inexplicable excitement. It has been months since Clara has had anyone but our…
A new way of speaking that my wife cannot object to. Right?
Early on in our relationship, I told Elysha that I wanted to begin speaking like the British. I wanted to begin using words like lift and boot and flat. I…
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