Gratitude journal: The cat-saving, stain-removing, near-miraculous SpotBot
Tonight I am grateful for the Bissell SpotBot, which has saved our cat’s life on numerous occasions, including today. Owen is prone to vomiting, as cats are wont to do,…
Why learning to write well matters.
There is a policy in my classroom that requests submitted in writing receive greater consideration than those that are not. Also, the quality of the writing has a direct impact…
Gratitude journal: The Cadbury Crème Egg
Tonight I am grateful for the Cadbury Crème Egg. It is a perfect piece of candy in terms of its components, composition, and seasonality. And I take the consumption of…
Movie crusade update
In regards to my crusade to ban infants from all movie theaters comes this small update: It would appear that AMC Loews closest to my home (Plainville, CT) has policy…
Not cool.
As I occasionally pick away at my memoir, I stumble upon facts from my life that do not seem as surprising or glaring until they stare back at me from…
Gratitude journal: A lack of sensitivity
Tonight I am grateful for the general lack of sensitivity amongst my closest friends. I have not always been the most careful person when it comes to my words, and…
Falik took the bathroom. What should Dicks name?
William Falik is my kind of guy. In honor of his father’s 100th birthday, he donated $100,000 dollars to Harvard Law School in order to provide financial assistance to students…
Gratitude journal: My daughter’s illiteracy
Eventually I would like my three-year old daughter to become a more than proficient reader, but tonight I found myself exceedingly grateful that she could not read a single word…
Weeping, I tell you. WEEPING.
One more note on my Valentines Day movie experience: The trailer for the new 3-D release of Titanic preceded our film. Halfway through the trailer, I heard a sudden weeping…
Baby-in-the-movie follow-up and the start of a new crusade
I contacted the manager of the theater where my wife and I saw The Descendants on Valentines Day. I explained our experience in detail and spoke for quite a while…
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