Punishing my daughter and punishing myself
After refusing to allow us to change her diaper and put her in her pajamas, my wife and I picked up our daughter, plopped her in her crib, said goodnight,…
Gratitude journal: Wife
Tonight I am grateful for my wife, who turned to me about an hour ago and asked if I was planning on going to the Super Bowl if the Patriots…
Sharing stinks
I’m working on a children’s picture book entitled SHARING STINKS. Want to know where I got my inspiration? Watch this:
Defying the odds, the most unlikely delivery ever, and burning Tebow in effigy
Highlights from the Patriots 45-10 victory over the Denver Broncos: My friend, Eddie, purchased a random ticket for the game while still in Norway and then flew into the US…
Gratitude journal: Engaged readers
Tonight I am thankful for the readers who genuinely look forward to the words that I write here. At a party on Friday night, a friend expressed her enjoyment for…
Fruit salad
My daughter learned how to make fruit salad in school last week. Not bad, huh? She’s only two-years old. Come to think of it, I don’t think I’ve ever made…
I can’t identify a Kardashian because I look away.
I told a friend that I ended 2011 still unable to pick a Kardashian out of a lineup. She didn’t believe me. In my younger days, I might have tried…
Gratitude journal: Inexplicable acceptance
Tonight I am grateful to my daughter for miraculously accepting a brand new babysitter with unabashed and inexplicable excitement. It has been months since Clara has had anyone but our…
A new way of speaking that my wife cannot object to. Right?
Early on in our relationship, I told Elysha that I wanted to begin speaking like the British. I wanted to begin using words like lift and boot and flat. I…
Mexican worry doll gave me something to seriously worry about
This is a Mexican worry doll. It was given to my wife following a recent dinner at a local Mexican restaurant. One is given to every customer following their meal.…
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