Utterly terrifying super power
If my wife had to choose one super power, it would be teleportation. I think this is a brilliant but selfish choice. If you get to choose a super power…
The Baby Whisperer
My father-in-law is a baby whisperer, at least when it comes to my son. This is not the first time he has garnered this level of focused joy from Charlie.
Least favorite animal
My least favorite animal is the koala bear. It sleeps 17 hours a day. I have a hard time respecting anyone who is still in bed at 8:00 AM. How…
Urine, drugs and advertising
Have you seen this item? The Wizmark is an interactive urinal communicator that can talk, sing, or flash a string of lights around a promotional message when greeting a visitor…
The recent decision by The Boy Scouts of America has left this Boy Scout rudderless
I’m a man in conflict. You may have heard the news: The Boy Scouts of America on Tuesday announced that it will uphold its existing ban that excludes gays, something…
Matthew Brown reads Matthew Green
The fact that I published MEMOIRS OF AN IMAGINARY FRIEND in the UK under the pseudonym Matthew Green and the narrator of the audio version of the book is Matthew…
Now I feel like a loser
This is why I don’t read obituaries. I read the obituary of Count Robert de La Rochefoucauld, who died last month, and I can’t help but think that I have…
Thoughts from my second Moth GrandSLAM
Thanks so much for all of the interest in my performance at The Moth’s GrandSLAM on Tuesday night. Sorry it’s taken all day to sit down and write about it,…
Another fairly useless super power
My wife and I celebrated our sixth wedding anniversary on Sunday. Following our wedding, I wrote about some of the more memorable moments and posted them on a blog that…
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