Three packages arrived last week. Only one was creepy and sexually inappropriate.
On Friday the first copy of MEMOIRS OF AN IMAGINARY FRIEND arrived at my door, wrapped beautifully and accompanied by a note from my editor. It was the kind of…
Prepare to cry
I will show this video to my students in hopes that it will have the same effect on them that it had on me: It will remind them how fortunate…
Maybe yoga isn’t such a good idea after all.
One of my New Year’s resolutions is to give yoga an honest try. After reading Lee Anne Finfinger’s The 10 things you’ll do once you start yoga (that have nothing…
Is my extreme honesty hurting myself or helping others?
Last week I posted a revised list of my flaws and shortcomings. It was the third time I have revised and posted the list. You can read about the reason…
My mother soaked me in neurotoxins and endocrine disruptors as a child
When I was a boy, my mother would literally lock me and my brothers an sisters and me out of the house during the summer, only permitting entrance for lunch,…
Shortcomings and Flaws: 2012
A reader once accused me of being materialistic after I wrote about my lack of a favorite number, specifically criticizing me for saying that when it comes to salary, my…
The problem with Slate’s Double X Gabfest
I realize that this will apply to a tiny subset of my audience, but I have to put it out there: I can’t stand Slate’s Double X Gabfest. Not that…
“Sticks and stones” does not apply in Italy
If I were an Italian man, I would attempt to put an end to this immediately: An Italian court just ruled that insulting a man by telling him he has…
Why didn’t anyone tell me that all these women were having sex in front of me?
I’m not sure which part of this column is more stupid: The part where L.G. from Phoenix asks if it is appropriate for her sister to be reading "Fifty Shades…
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