I am sick. I am going to work. I am stupid.
I’m not feeling well today. After two days of fevers and chills, my temperature is normal, but I have a dreadfully sore throat and a pounding headache. Yet I’m going…
Brave as hell
It would have been easy for news anchor Jennifer Livingston to ignore the person who emailed her to say that she was too fat for television. She did this instead:
A freakin’ superhero
It’s not that often that you get to see an honest to goodness superhero. And a squirrel to boot.
Unfair assumption #3: People who watch television shows like The Jersey Shore must be morons.
People who watch television shows like The Jersey Shore and Keeping Up With The Kardashians must be morons. It’s especially unfair since I have never actually watched a single episode…
Public opinion is irrelevant when it comes to matters of right and wrong
The Daily Beast’s David Frum writes: Maryland will settle same-sex marriage the right way: at the ballot box. In November, Marylanders will vote on Question 6, an initiative to amend…
Please tell me that this will last forever
I’d hate to think that the two won’t always get along like this:
You look terrible, and I think it’s great.
As I entered the gym, a woman who I know only slightly approached to say hello. After a moment of small talk, she said, “I just love how you don’t…
Creepy food
My wife made this for our daughter today. I thought it was creepy as hell. Our babysitter agreed. Thankfully, my daughter didn’t even recognize it as a face. She just…
Dude
My daughter has called me “Dude” more than once over the past few weeks. I apparently use this word far too often.
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