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Elysha made this South Park figure of me about eight years ago. It’s a good example of how much can change in just eight short years. At the time, the…
My daughter’s first day
I write to my children everyday and post my words on a blog for them to read someday. In light of my daughter;s fourth birthday, I went back and re-read…
Amazon’s new policy on book reviews did not impact me thanks to the quality of my friends and family.
You may have heard that Amazon has a new policy when it comes to online book reviews. From a piece in The New York Times: Giving raves to family members…
Best of 2013
The first fifteen minutes of Clara’s birthday were the best fifteen minutes of my year thus far. Could someone please invent a way to stop the aging process immediately?
Imaginary friends make cheap dates
Yesterday I proposed that imaginary friends are becoming a thing. More evidence that this is the case.
Imaginary friends selling cars
I’ve tried to imagine what Budo, the imaginary friend protagonist of MEMOIRS OF AN IMAGINARY FRIEND (who happens to watch a lot of television) would think of this. I can’t.…
Clara’s infamous Christmas Day poop
We spent Christmas day at our friends house and had a lot of fun. Clara opened a few gifts that were waiting for her under their tree, Charlie got passed…
Guys as friends
When I hear a woman say that she doesn’t get along with other women and prefers guys as friends, I think, “THAT IMPRESSES NO ONE, YOU TRAITOROUS, INAUTHENTIC, CLICHÉ JERK…
They can’t win. At least when the critics are stupid.
Coca-Cola has rolled out a series of anti-obesity ads that highlights some of the measures that the company has taken already to curb obesity, including making calorie counts more visible…
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