Please tell me that this will last forever
I’d hate to think that the two won’t always get along like this:
You look terrible, and I think it’s great.
As I entered the gym, a woman who I know only slightly approached to say hello. After a moment of small talk, she said, “I just love how you don’t…
Creepy food
My wife made this for our daughter today. I thought it was creepy as hell. Our babysitter agreed. Thankfully, my daughter didn’t even recognize it as a face. She just…
Dude
My daughter has called me “Dude” more than once over the past few weeks. I apparently use this word far too often.
No more “penis”
Yesterday afternoon, I participated in a panel discussion on the Huffington Post’s online television network, HuffPost Live, about the appropriateness of teaching young children to refer to parts of the…
My wife’s 5 least favorite things
My wife is a tolerant, fair minded person who rarely finds a reason to become angry or displeased. She has no hate in her heart, and few things cause her…
There may only be 27 reasons to be grateful for living now
Last week I posted a list of 30 Real Reasons To Be Grateful For Living in response to a similar list of vague, insubstantial, meaningless items. It turns out I…
It seems fairly obvious but perhaps it’s not: You can’t “become” rich if you’re already rich.
Mitt Romney: “When I was a boy, I used to think that becoming rich and becoming famous would make me happy. Boy was I right!” I know this video was…
Reindeer cake
My daughter’s baby dolls celebrated Baby Teddy’s birthday this evening. In a disturbing turn of events, Baby Reindeer, a staple in my daughter’s menagerie of stuffed friends, was served as…
I’d rather be lucky than be dead.
I have a friend for whom everything seems to work out fine regardless of the circumstances. No matter the trouble he may find himself in, the universe invariably intervenes and…
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