A clear and honest accounting of the national debt in just three minutes
Next time two Presidential candidates debate, I want this guy to start the debate by establishing the facts.
Not all grown up yet
Yes, she’s potty trained (relatively speaking), and yes, she knows that Saturn’s rings are made of ice and dust (I have no idea where she learned this fact), but she’s…
I am nothing compared to Gramps.
In preparing for Baby Abby’s early morning party, which I eventually found on the living room couch, my daughter learns about tinkers, makes a fairly obvious statement and once again…
Space is suddenly a lot less impressive
It sounds impressive, but in the end, all you need is a weather balloon, a video camera and a GPS tracker. And if you don’t require video footage of the…
My wife was right. You were right. But I was a little right, too.
Yesterday I wrote about my recent decision to invent a word while in a debate with another person in order to determine his intelligence. My assumption was that if he…
Why brushing your teeth is important
Clara has given her grandfather credit for teaching her almost everything she knows. Last week she told me that Gramps taught her how to breathe. Seriously. Her teachers, her parents…
Six perfect words that killed me.
I was gone from 6:30 AM this morning until 6:30 PM this evening because of parent teacher conferences. It was a long day. It was also the third day in…
I say this is a clever verbal strategy for identifying stupidity. My wife says I’m mean and wrong. Settle the debate.
My wife says this is mean. I think it was brilliant. I was speaking to a person whose intelligence, at least in regards to the nature of our discussion, was…
Why nudity sucks and should be avoided at all costs
The ratio of risk-reward when it comes to nudity is similar to that of the risk-reward associated with a helium balloon and a toddler. While nudity sounds compelling, the actual…
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