A book about sex that I should’ve written.
The Daily Beast reports on a new book, The Newlywed's Guide to Physical Intimacy, available in stores soon: A new sex guide to be published in Hebrew aims at teaching…
The Daily Beast reports on a new book, The Newlywed's Guide to Physical Intimacy, available in stores soon: A new sex guide to be published in Hebrew aims at teaching…
…but fifteen minutes after my wife left for the park with the kids, I abandoned the laptop and followed. Yes, I failed to meet my daily writing goal. Yes, there…
On this week’s episode of Parks and Recreation, Patton Oswalt guest stars as a resident who invokes a bylaw about citizen filibustering to delay a city council vote. The show's…
Our cat is annoying. He bothers us while we sleep. He bothers us while we are awake. He eats plastic and cashmere.He bites when over-stimulated.He throws constantly (though admittedly less…
I would love to work for Dove. The things that Dove has done in terms of women and beauty are masterful. This video is no exception. As a man, I…
I spent the day at a middle school in New Hampshire on Friday, talking to students about writing. A few notes from the day: 1. I started the day by…
I keep a list of all the invented and divergent words and phrases that my daughter uses in hopes of sprinkling these gems into future dialogue. Two that I recently…
My favorite part of this picture is how my daughter took immediately control of the situation. If the dinosaurs come back they would… “What would they do? Hell no. I’d…
On August 23, 2012, I took the stage at The Moth StorySLAM at Housing Works in Manhattan to tell a story. The theme of the night was Yin/Yang. I told…
Back in 2011, I proposed that this was the best headline ever: Teen Burglar Kills Goldfish Because He Didn’t Want To Leave Any Witnesses, Cops Say Two years later, we…